Try to imagine …

Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calendar, a time fo dinner or a movie. Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check its watch. Deer do not fret over passing birthdays. Man alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out.

Fo Reaaaaal

Tomorrow is the 1st day batch #2150 will come to training school in full-uniform!

I am so excited.

I can’t wait to see everyone in the infamous red hat and scarf.

I will be taking my camera.

And I will be getting pictures.

Obviously I tried my uniform on right when I got it (last Thursday).

Sneak peak!

 

Mission: Flight Attendant

I want to be a flight attendant.

This week, I did a lot of things I have never done before..

Things Jessica has never done before:

1) I flew on a red-eye to Georgia.

2) I rode stand-by { I went from not thinking I wasnt going to make the overbooked flight, to making it AND- getting upgraded. see #3}

3) Flew 1st class! {Too bad I slept through most of that flight… But I did get a free banana out of it.}

4) Took a taxi. {I accidentally didn’t tip the guy…}

5) Hung out with a gay guy {he was the only male flight-attendant hopeful}

6) Fell asleep while sitting up. {Not the most comfortable position.}

7)Took BART/Amtrak – alone.

8 ) Managed NOT to get lost while taking BART/Amtrak alone.

The End.

PS I helped educate the east coast on “dirty shirleys”. I cannot believe no one has heard of one before. Shirley temple & vodka people! Drink it! {credit: fellow pastry girl, H., from B.Restaurant}