I want to be a flight attendant.
This week, I did a lot of things I have never done before..
Things Jessica has never done before:
1) I flew on a red-eye to Georgia.
2) I rode stand-by { I went from not thinking I wasnt going to make the overbooked flight, to making it AND- getting upgraded. see #3}
3) Flew 1st class! {Too bad I slept through most of that flight… But I did get a free banana out of it.}
4) Took a taxi. {I accidentally didn’t tip the guy…}
5) Hung out with a gay guy {he was the only male flight-attendant hopeful}
6) Fell asleep while sitting up. {Not the most comfortable position.}
7)Took BART/Amtrak – alone.
8 ) Managed NOT to get lost while taking BART/Amtrak alone.
The End.
PS I helped educate the east coast on “dirty shirleys”. I cannot believe no one has heard of one before. Shirley temple & vodka people! Drink it! {credit: fellow pastry girl, H., from B.Restaurant}
dolphee 